Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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