How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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