Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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