You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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