I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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