You smell like a Billy Joel song
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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