It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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