Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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