She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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