Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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