dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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