So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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