Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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