guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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