Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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