Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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