your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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