I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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