I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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