these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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