If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
