You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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