I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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