i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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