so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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