East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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