She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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