I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nobody cheats on THIS.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
