Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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