quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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