Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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