My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
