I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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