It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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