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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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