; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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