I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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