Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
3 2 1 whiskey
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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