who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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