Sponge bath it is.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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