Already got asked if we're dating
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I've blown a few things in my day
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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