i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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