thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my shit smells like andre
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
