i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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