you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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