So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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