Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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