If i come over, it means nothing
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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