maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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