Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do plants get herpes?
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